Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感
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